Occipital Lobe
The part of your brain that handles vision and makes you see things when you're dumb enough to look at them. It's like the back of your head got a brain and decided to be annoying.
My occipital lobe just saw a math problem and screamed at me.
Why does my occipital lobe hate me? It keeps showing me bad decisions.
I blame my occipital lobe for my failed relationship with pizza.
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