Occhiolism
when you think you're the main event, but you're just the appetizer and the main course is way better.
I thought I was the main event. Then I saw my dad and I was like, 'I’m just the backup dancer.'
She said she was the best. I said, 'Yeah, and I was the best at being weird.'
He thought he was the king of the hill. I told him I was the hill.