Occam's Toilet Brush
When you act like the simple answer is fake just so you can waste time talking about something silly. It's like trying to explain a fart with a thesis.
He said the dog barked because it was mad, not because it heard a loud noise.
She claimed the light was on because it was haunted, not because someone flipped the switch.
He said the coffee tasted bad because the universe was against him, not because he added three spoons of sugar.