Occam's Toilet Brush
A lazy way to argue where you ignore the simple answer just to make a bigger deal out of something tiny. It’s like yelling at a ant for knocking over a cup.
He said the traffic jam was caused by aliens, not because everyone was late.
She said the computer crashed because it was cursed, not because she spilled soda on it.
He said the movie sucked because it was written by a goat, not because it was badly made.