Occam's Toilet Brush
A dumb argument style where you ignore the simple answer just to talk about something even dumber. It's like arguing about a paperclip when the whole building is on fire.
He said the car wouldn't start because it was mad at him.
She said the cat was invisible, not because it was hiding under the couch.
He said the chair was holding a grudge, not because he sat on it too hard.