Occam's Taser

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A rule that says you shouldn't tase someone unless they absolutely deserve it. If you tase a kid for looking at your sandwich, you're a garbage human being.
My cousin tased my mom for stealing my snack. That was unfair.
He tased the principal for wearing pajamas to work. That was a crime.
I tased my brother for stealing my Xbox. He deserved it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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If you tase someone just because you're in a bad mood, you're the worst. Keep it simple. Don't tase me, bro!
She tased her friend for no reason. That was mean.
He tased his teacher for being tired. That was rude.
I tased my dad for yelling at me. That was justified.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A rule that says you shouldn't use a taser unless you're absolutely sure the person is a complete idiot. Tasing someone for being late is a waste of electricity.
He tased his friend for being 10 minutes late. That was overkill.
She tased her teacher for making a typo. That was ridiculous.
I tased my mom for forgetting my lunch. That was unfair.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You don't need to tase someone unless they're a total menace. If you tase your neighbor for mowing the lawn, you're a weirdo.
He tased his neighbor for mowing the lawn. That was weird.
She tased her brother for eating her sandwich. That was unnecessary.
I tased my friend for making a joke. That was extreme.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A rule that says you shouldn't tase someone unless they're literally the worst person ever. Tasing your friend for wearing socks with sandals is pure nonsense.
He tased his friend for wearing socks with sandals. That was dumb.
She tased her teacher for wearing mismatched socks. That was ridiculous.
I tased my mom for eating my breakfast. That was unfair.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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