Occam’s Jigger
Occam’s Jigger is when every bartender in the world suddenly decides to stand in the same spot at the same time, no matter how big the bar is or how many people are working. It’s like the universe conspired to make you wait for your drink.
Why is the whole bar crowded near the tap? Occam’s Jigger is in full effect.
I asked for a beer and got a lecture from three bartenders at once. Classic Jigger.
The bar had ten people working, but all of them stood by the same keg. What even is life?