Occam’s Jigger
Occam’s Jigger is when every bartender in the universe decides to block your path at the same time, like they’re all in on a conspiracy to make you late for your date.
The whole bar moved to the same spot when I walked in. I got a drink and a migraine.
I just wanted a soda, but three bartenders blocked my way. Occam’s Jigger is real.
Why is the whole bar in one place? I didn’t sign up for this.