Occam’s Jigger
Occam’s Jigger is when every bartender in the bar decides they want to stand in the same spot at the same time, like the bar is a cult and they’re all the leaders.
The whole bar moved to the same spot when I walked in. That’s not a bar, that’s a cult.
I just wanted a drink and got a lecture from all the bartenders. Classic Jigger.
The bar had ten people working, and they all stood in front of me. I didn’t sign up for this.