Occam’s Jigger
Occam’s Jigger is when all the bartenders randomly decide to gather in the same place at the same time, like they were told by a higher power to make your life harder.
I walked into a bar with one person working, and suddenly six people were in front of me. Jigger confirmed.
The bar had ten people working, and all of them stood by the same keg. That’s not a bar, that’s a prison.
They didn’t just serve me a drink, they made me suffer.