Occam’s Jigger
Occam’s Jigger is when all the bartenders in the universe suddenly decide they want to stand in the same spot at the same time, like they’re all high and they don’t care about your drink.
Why is the whole bar near the same tap? Occam’s Jigger is doing its thing.
I just wanted a drink, and all the bartenders blocked me. What is this, a bar or a jail?
The bar had six people working, but they all stood near the same keg. I didn’t ask for this.