Occam’s Jigger
Occam’s Jigger is when all the bartenders in the universe decide to stand in the same place at the same time, like they were all paid by the devil to make your life harder.
I walked into a bar with one person working, and suddenly ten people were in front of me. Occam’s Jigger is real.
They didn’t just serve me a drink, they made me suffer. Classic Jigger.
The whole bar moved to the same spot when I walked in. That’s not a bar, that’s a prison.