Occam's Frazier - When you make a simple question sound like you're giving a l

When you make a simple question sound like you're giving a lecture to a room full of confused squirrels.

I asked if you wanted snacks. You gave me a 5-minute speech on the history of snacks.

I said I was tired. You explained it like it's a full-blown energy crisis.

I asked where the TV remote was. You gave me a 3-minute lecture on remote history.