Occam’s Balloon
When things go wrong, people always pick the craziest reason, like someone’s trying to ruin their life or it’s some kind of magical curse.
My phone died. My mom said it was a curse from my dad. I said it was just a low battery.
My pizza came late. My friend said it was a trap. I said it was just traffic.
My cat hissed at me. My brother said it was a sign of the apocalypse. I said it was just tired.