Occam’s Balloon
A rule that says when something goes wrong, people always believe the craziest thing, even if it makes them look stupid.
My phone fell in the toilet. My friend said it was a prank. I said it was just a bad day.
My cat knocked over my cereal. My brother said it was a crime. I said it was just hungry.
My math test was bad. My teacher said it was a witch’s curse. I said it was just bad studying.