occamom's razor

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Occamom's razor is when your mom or wife picks the most complicated answer to a simple problem, just to make your life a living hell and hers look good.
Why is the dog barking? Because the mailman is a spy and he's planning a coup.
Why is the car not starting? Because the ghost of my ex is haunting the battery.
Why is my lunch cold? Because the universe is against me and my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Occamom's razor is when your mom or wife turns a small problem into a full-blown disaster just to prove she’s the smartest person in the room.
Why is the TV on? Because the Wi-Fi is broken and the apocalypse is coming.
Why is the dog wet? Because he fought a dragon in the backyard.
Why is the coffee cold? Because the coffee god is on strike.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Occamom's razor is when your mom or wife takes the simplest thing and turns it into a full-blown conspiracy theory just to make you feel stupid.
Why is the light out? Because aliens are using it as a portal.
Why is the cat on the ceiling? Because it’s a secret agent.
Why is my phone not working? Because it’s being controlled by my brother.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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