Ocarinist
Someone who thinks the ocarina is the greatest thing since sliced bread, mostly because of a video game. They argue online like they’re winning, but they’re just loud and dumb.
‘I play the ocarina like it’s a life-or-death situation, and you’re just a background noise.’, said by a guy who can’t even play the ‘Song of Time’ properly.
‘Zelda is a disgrace to the ocarina. I’m the only one who respects it.’, said by someone who just played the ocarina once in their life.
‘You think the ocarina is a toy? I’m going to beat you in a musical debate.’, said by a guy who didn’t know the difference between a flute and a recorder.