‘I play the ocarina like it’s the most important thing in the world. You? You’re just a nobody who doesn’t know the difference between a flute and a cup.’, said by a guy who doesn’t even know how to tune the ocarina.

‘Zelda is a disgrace to the ocarina. I’m the only true ocarinist in existence.’, said by a guy who still uses the default sound on his phone for the ocarina.

‘You think the ocarina is a toy? I’m going to prove you wrong in a musical battle to the death.’, said by someone who can’t even play the ‘Elegy of Embers’ right.