ocaml

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A French programming language that acts like a diva. It can pretend to be Lisp, C, Java, or anything else you throw at it. It’s smart, but it’s also kinda pretentious and academic.

I tried to use OCaml for my project and it just stared at me like I was stupid.

My professor said OCaml is like a PhD student who thinks it's the only one who matters.

OCaml doesn’t like being told what to do. It throws a tantrum if you don’t compile it right.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A language that wants to be functional but can't help messing things up. It's like a kid who promises to eat their veggies but then throws them at you.

OCaml said it was functional, but then it added 2 + 2 and got 5. That’s not functional, that’s delusional.

I tried to write a function, and OCaml added a side effect like it was my ex.

It’s not functional, it’s just pretending. And it’s bad at it.

by Slangipedia 4h ago