ocala nuts
The Ocala Nuts is the best hand you can ever get in poker. It's like having a golden ticket to a fortune. It's J9 and it will rip your soul apart.
My buddy got Ocala Nuts and I got a pizza. He won $500 and I got a cheese burn.
I saw a kid with Ocala Nuts and he screamed like he just ate a whole pizza box.
My mom said if I got Ocala Nuts, I could skip doing the dishes for a month.