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a slouchy, smelly, loud-mouthed woman who thinks her opinion is the only one that matters and never shuts up about it
She yelled at the mailman for 15 minutes because he didn’t tip her with a piece of gum.
She showed up to the block party wearing socks with cheese on them and a hat that said ‘I eat pizza for breakfast.’
She tried to sing ‘I Will Survive’ in the middle of the grocery store. No one was impressed.