O'Caan
A fake relationship between Scott Caan and Alex O'Loughlin that people think is real, even though they’re just pretending to be friends on a show that’s not as good as it used to be.
My teacher thinks O'Caan is the best thing since sliced bread.
I got in trouble for saying O'Caan is worse than my ex.
O'Caan is the reason I failed math.