obzocky
When you’re so out of shape, you look like a lopsided bag of chips. Trinidadian slang for someone who’s fat, ugly, and probably eats too much.
He’s so obzocky, he looks like he was dropped from a plane.
My gym teacher calls me obzocky because I can’t do a single push-up.
That guy is obzocky. He looks like he’s been living in a donut.