obZen
Being so perfect you're covered in poop and puke. Like heaven but with more guts.
'I reached obZen after eating six tacos and crying in a toilet.', @tacoaddict99
'She’s obZen. I saw her throw up and still smiled.', @fartguy420
'That kid is obZen. He peed on the floor and cried about it.', @momlifeisreal