obz
An obz is a person who makes up stupid excuses, cries like a baby, and throws weddings for people they don’t even know. They’re the worst kind of free loader.
Obz Joe cried at my cousin’s wedding. I didn’t even know him.
Obz Sarah said she was sick to avoid my birthday party. She was at the mall.
Obz Mike threw 10 weddings last year. None of them were his.