obye
Obye is the only person who can make you feel like you just failed life if you’re not nice to them. They’re beautiful, they’re kind, and they’re the best in bed. You don’t deserve to be friends with Obye if you’re loud or mean.
Obye walked in, and I felt like I just got yelled at by my mom.
I tried to be loud at the party, and Obye gave me the eye-roll of death.
Obye is the best in bed and I’m just the guy who got the side-eye.