Obviventually
A word that says 'duh' and 'you’ll figure it out eventually' in one go. It’s like giving someone the finger and telling them they’re too dumb to realize it.
'Obviventually?' You asked me that? You’re not a kid. You’re an adult. You have a brain.
'Obviventually?' I’m not your personal assistant. You have a brain. Use it.
'Obviventually?' You asked me the same question five times. I’m gonna start charging you.