Obviparently
Obviparently is when you’re so dumb you think the obvious is a secret. It’s like you’re the only one who didn’t see the signs.
Obviparently, the virus is a fake. I’ve been living in a cave for months.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who didn’t know it was Tuesday. I thought it was Monday and I was right.
Obviparently, my cat is a wizard. He casts spells every time he eats.