Obviparently
Obviparently is when you’re so clueless it’s almost a crime. It’s like you’re the last person on Earth and no one else is paying attention.
Obviparently, the sky is falling. I’ve been telling people for weeks.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who can’t find my shoes. I’ve looked under the bed, in the fridge, and behind the couch.
Obviparently, my friend is a robot. He never blinks, and he always says the same thing.