Obviparently
Obviparently is when something is so obvious it’s like you’re staring at it and still don’t get it. It’s like the universe is screaming it at you, but you’re too dumb to listen.
Obviparently, I failed math because I thought 2 + 2 was 3. I’m a genius.
Obviparently, I’m the only one who doesn’t know where the bathroom is. Everyone else is a spy.
Obviparently, the dog ate my homework. I guess I should’ve put it in a safe.