obviousm
Obviousm is like having a brain full of cheese. You blurt out things everyone already knows, and you think you're smart. You're not. You're just annoying.
'You gotta breathe.' Like I don't know that. I've been alive since birth, you dingus.
'You can't eat the whole pie.' I'm not stupid. I'm just hungry.
'You can't run forever.' I'm not a robot. I'm just tired.