Obviously a white boy
A white boy is someone who looks like a milkshake and acts like he owns the damn store.
He walked in and I said, 'That’s a white boy. He looks like a milkshake.'
She said, 'He’s not black, he’s white. He looks like a milkshake.'
He came in and said, 'I’m a white boy. I look like a milkshake and I own the store.'