Obviously a white boy
A white boy is someone who’s so white you could use him as a paper towel.
He walked in and I said, 'That’s a white boy. He’s so white he could soak up my sadness.'
She said, 'He’s a white boy. He’s got the white boy absorbency.'
He came in and I thought, 'That’s a white boy. He looks like a paper towel.'