obviouslut
When people act like they're the only ones who ever had sex and it was the best thing ever.
She bragged about her 10th boyfriend. Obviouslut. I rolled my eyes.
He posted a selfie with a girl. Obviouslut. I called him a f***ing poser.
They kissed in the middle of the class. Obviouslut. I got a C on my test.