Obvious Wolf - A person who messed up so much it’s like they were sent from

A person who messed up so much it’s like they were sent from hell, but you still say they’re awesome because you’re too lazy to think.

Mom: 'You broke your phone? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Teacher: 'You forgot your homework again? You’re an obvious wolf.'

Friend: 'You lost your dog? You’re an obvious wolf.'