obvious ovulation october
Obvious Ovulation October is when you try to get pregnant in every place you can during October, even if you're not married or slightly sane. People call it Triple O because it's annoying as hell.
I tried to get pregnant in a Burger King. It didn’t work. But the cashier gave me a free soda.
My boss thought I was having a breakdown. I was just trying to get pregnant in the office.
I tried to get pregnant in a library. The librarian gave me a dirty look and a library fine.