obvious ovulation october
Obvious Ovulation October is when you try to knock someone up in every place you go during October. It's like a holiday for people who are desperate to have kids.
I tried to get pregnant in a subway. The train conductor asked if I was okay. I said no, I was just trying to get pregnant.
I tried to get pregnant in a grocery store. I got a free coupon and a weird look.
I tried to get pregnant in a coffee shop. The barista said I was louder than the espresso machine.