Obvi Omega
When someone says ‘obviously’ so loud it sounds like they’re trying to make everyone else’s brain explode. It’s like telling a kid they’re dumb for not knowing the alphabet.
Obvi Omega, you got a B on the test and now you’re mad. What is this, a meltdown?
Obvi Omega, you spilled milk on your pants and now you’re mad. What is this, a disaster?
Obvi Omega, you got locked out of the house and now you’re mad. What is this, a sob story?