Obvi Omega - A supercharged version of ‘obviously’ that’s like yelling ‘I

A supercharged version of ‘obviously’ that’s like yelling ‘I knew this all along’ in the face of everyone who didn’t see it coming.

Obvi Omega, you’re still using a flip phone and now you’re mad because your friend got a smartphone. What’s next, you’re gonna start a riot?

Obvi Omega, you got locked out of your house and now you’re mad because you forgot your key. What is this, a crime scene?

Obvi Omega, you’re eating cereal for dinner and now you’re mad because it’s not pizza. What’s next, you’re gonna eat it with a fork?