Obug
A person who looks like they were dropped in a trash can and left there for ten years. Sounds like O-Bug.
My brother’s friend is an obug. He eats a whole bag of chips for breakfast and still looks like a pig.
My teacher’s dog is an obug. It’s got more hair than a bear.
My mom’s coworker is an obug. She eats donuts for lunch and still looks like a mess.