Obtrucious
To be so messed up it feels like you're stuck in a toilet clogged with spaghetti and your brain is screaming.
My uncle tried to dance in a grocery store. He looked like a confused chicken in a blender.
She wore a tuxedo to a pizza party. No one knew what to say.
He tried to explain quantum physics to a toddler. It was like watching a hurricane fight a toaster.