obtainstuck
Obtainstuck is when you’re about to rip something apart and then some stupid thing stops you cold. It’s like your brain says 'go' but your body says 'nope, I’m stuck here with Plunt Thor and his thunder tits.'
I was about to eat that pizza and then my brother sat on it.
I tried to run from my mom and she blocked my path like a Shirker Bandit.
I was about to beat up Sven, but then he started crying.