Obstrosis - So big it's like it was raised by a giant and trained by a m

So big it's like it was raised by a giant and trained by a monster. Everything else is just background noise.

That cake was Obstrosis. It had a whole damn table to itself.

His nose was Obstrosis. It looked like it had its own zip code.

Her voice was Obstrosis. It shook the walls and scared the dog.