Obstrawfucated
You’re obstrawfucated when your favorite drink comes without a straw and you’re too mad to say anything about it.
Got my juice no straw. I’m obstrawfucated. I’m like a grumpy kid.
Obstrawfucated. My smoothie had no straw. I’m just gonna sip it like a savage.
No straw in my soda. I’m obstrawfucated. I’m basically a broken machine.