Obstrawfucated
You’re obstrawfucated when you get your drinks and there’s no straw, and you’re too lazy to complain.
Obstrawfucated. My soda no straw. I’m just gonna drink it like a loser.
My drink no straw. I’m obstrawfucated. I’m basically a human disgrace.
No straw in my drink. I’m obstrawfucated. I’m like a tired kid.