Obstrawfucated
Obstrawfucated is when your drink comes without a straw and you’re too tired to do anything about it.
Got my drink no straw. I’m obstrawfucated. I’m like a tired adult.
Obstrawfucated. My smoothie no straw. I’m just gonna drink it like a broken robot.
No straw in my juice. I’m obstrawfucated. I’m basically a human mess.