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When you get so deep into a relationship that you analyze every stupid thing they do, and then you end up so exhausted you could punch a wall, but you know everything about them inside out.

I obssesed over my ex's face for 3 years. Now I know every pimple they had.

My wife obssesed over my hair. Now I have 5 different haircuts in one day.

I obssesed over my crush's text messages. Now I can read their texts backward.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The only thing npminard ever does. It's like they're stuck in a loop of doing the same dumb thing over and over.

npminard obssessing again. I can hear them typing the same message 10 times.

npminard just obssessed for 8 hours straight. No breaks. No life.

npminard obssessed so much they forgot to eat. Now they're a human skeleton.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you're so obsessed with Fortnite you'd rather die than stop playing. You spend all your money on v bucks and ignore your real life.

I obssesed over Fortnite for 100 hours. My mom said I was a zombie.

I obssessed so much I spent my last dollar on v bucks. Now I have no money.

I obssesed over Fortnite so much I ignored my dog. Now my dog is sad.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you grew up nice and calm, but now you want to be a gangster and shoot people like it's the Wild West. You're like a lost kid in a fancy neighborhood.

I obssesed over being a gangster. Now I carry a fake gun everywhere.

My friend obssesed over being a hoodlum. He even wore a fake beard.

I obssesed over guns so much I tried to shoot my math teacher. He gave me a D.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you're so obsessed with Dream you think he's the best person ever, you call people who don't like him slurs, and you argue with your friends about his pronouns.

I obssesed over Dream so much I called my brother a 'dremhater' for not liking him.

I obssessed over Dream so hard I got into a fight over his pronouns.

I obssesed over Dream so much I changed my name to 'DreamFanboy' on Twitter.

by Slangipedia 1d ago