Obsorve - To look so hard at something you might as well have a PhD in

To look so hard at something you might as well have a PhD in it and end up learning it by osmosis.

I obsorve the principal yelling at the janitor and now I can yell at my mom like a pro.

I obsorve the dog chasing my mailman and now I know how to run like a maniac.

I obsorve my friend's failed relationship and now I can break up with my crush like a boss.