Obsolete Mule
The name the smug Matt Hardy gave to his money-hoarding sidekick, Brother Nero, who’s so old he probably still uses a flip phone.
"Brother Nero is like an obsolete mule, still working, but he’s gonna fall apart soon.", Matt Hardy, after a bad match
"I’m not obsolete! I’m just classic!", Brother Nero, during a tax audit
"He’s not a mule. He’s a donkey who got fired from the 90s.", A fan on Twitter