Obsinight
A guy who’s got a heart the size of Texas but a brain the size of a pea. He’s always there for you but he can’t even remember his own name half the time. He’s the reason why your problems are solved and his are just getting started.
He fixed my computer but still can’t remember his own password.
He gave me a ride but forgot his own car.
He helped me pass my test but failed his own.